(GIST): 82-Year-Old Church Deacon Caught Having Sex With Donkey In Zimbabwe

An 82-year-old Seventh Day Adventist deacon is bracing for a dose of unwanted attention from his village after he failed to control his penchant for sex and allegedly had intercourse with a donkey.

The detestable incident which left villagers in Filabusi's Gangabezi village, Zimbabwe shell-shocked transpired sometime last month. According to sources who spoke to our news crew and requested anonymity, it is alleged the sexual predator, Deacon Canaan Ncube (82) was caught pants down while 'feasting' on a hapless donkey.

"I strongly believe that it was not his first time to be intimate with the donkey. The way he had positioned himself and the donkey showed traces of experience," said the source.

The bestiality issue came to light when Sibangani who was heading home from his sojourns allegedly saw Deacon Ncube with a humble animal. When Deacon Ncube realised that his escapades had come in the open, he freed the hapless animal and vanished from the scene, it is alleged. Sibangani then blew the said issue to the whole village.

"The news of Deacon Canaan and his donkey swiftly spread like veld fire. Everyone knows about this issue. It is not even a secret, you can ask anyone," said the source.

(GIST): I Like S*x; Sometimes I Have It Everyday – Saka

 

My name is Hafeez Oyetoro. I am from Iseyin, Oyo State. My primary and secondary education was in Iseyin and I had my first degree in Dramatic Arts at the University of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU). I had my Masters’ degree in University of Ibadan (UI); I am presently running my PHD at the University of Ibadan at the Institute of African Studies.

I lecture at Adeniran Ogunsaya College of Education, teaching Theatre Arts. I am married with kids.

(ODD GIST): Female Student Paid Man For S*X, Then Claimed He Molested Her

A California student accused of filing a false r*pe report with police had placed an ad on Craigslist in which she sought to hire someone to beat her in exchange for s*x, according to prosecutors.

Morgan Triplett, a 20-year-old student at the University of California, Santa Barbara, pleaded not guilty to charges in court March 29.

Prosecutors said a police investigation revealed that the young woman had placed two separate ads on Craigslist on Feb. 16, while visiting UC Santa Cruz for a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender conference. In the first ad, Triplett wrote that she wanted to hire someone to shoot her. In the other, posted later that night, the woman wrote that she wanted someone with a “strong hand” to “punch, kick and bruise her,” stated that she would compensate the participant with s*x, and said that “no charges would be filed,” according to police.

(ARTICLE): For Men: How To Make Your Woman Beg You For Regular S*X

In any marriage setting, one of the things that gets a man excited and makes him feel like a real man is when his wife is all over him for s*x.

It makes a man feel like a real man; a champion. But when the reverse is the case, he feels unfulfilled.

In reality, most men don’t get to the point where their wives practically and eagerly want to have s*x with them. Rather, it is always the opposite; having to plead, pressurize, pamper, get moody, fight their wives for something that normally is for their mutual enjoyment. In worse cases, the resolve may be to r*pe her in order to have his s*xual need fulfilled.

This is so because a large percentage of men have not discovered the secret of making a woman beg for s*x. When a man discovers that secret, his wife, who seems uninterested in s*x, will be practically seeking for opportunities to have s*x with him.

This could range from cuddling him, giving him his favourite meals regularly, being ever ready to relieve his pains, taking pressures of life off him, sharing his burden and doing everything possible to keep him healthy. Really, there is no end to the sacrifices a wife can make to get her man to have s*x with him. A woman will do all that for s*x because her husband has discovered the secret I am about to share with you.

(GIST): Secondary School Students GoTo Forest To Have Sex

Children are beginning to do what is not supposed to be done or talked about at their age, but the blame I don't feel should be put on them, cause most of it is from peer pressure, seeing it too much in there daily lives that they now think its normal and so many other things. Its wasn't long ago that we saw Two Students Kissing In Class, i guess that one was only a little. Here these two secondary school students are doing it in the forest inside there school. These days, its not much of a big deal, and if people don't come to see what they are doing buy allowing students watch bad movie which nollywood producers have began to show like this one "Bold 5 Babes" then the future will only be worse. 

(WRONG): 40-Year-Old Man Defiles 10-Month-Old Baby Inside Church.

This is just totally wrong, Mr Kingsley Ndubisi, a 40-year old man, has been arrested and charged to court for defiling a 10-month old girl right inside a church. He was arraigned before an Igbosere Magistrate’s Court on a one-count charge of felony to wit, defilement of a minor.

The incident, according to the police, occurred at the True Tabernacle Church in Lagos.

The police said Ndubisi was arrested following a complaint by the parents of the victim that the accused on 14 March, 2013 at the church defiled their 10-month old daughter by fingering her private part. This resulted in the little girl bleeding from her private part.

(GIST): I have slept with Over 1000 women in my life- Hugh Hefner,

Hugh Hefner, the ultimate Playboy, has claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women.

But the 86-year-old insisted he had never cheated during his three marriages.

Asked by Esquire magazine how many girls he’d had sex with, he said: ‘How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I’m sure.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated.

But I made up for it when I wasn’t married. You have to keep your hand in.

(ODD): Married female teacher, 26, had sex in car with 17-year-old

Eppie Sprung Dawson drove the teenager into the countryside where she had sex with him

A shamed teacher who was caught in a car with a 17-year-old pupil yesterday admitted that she had sex with the youth.

A court heard how Eppie Sprung Dawson, 26, had agreed to give the dyslexic teenager extra help with his lessons at the Catholic secondary where she worked.

But the married English teacher, who was only four years into her career, drove him to the countryside, stopped in a lay-by and had sex with him.

They were spotted together by police officers on a routine patrol.

At Dumfries Sheriff Court yesterday, Dawson admitted that on December 21, while she was in a position of trust, she engaged in sexual activities with, or directed towards, a person under the age of 18, and that she had sexual intercourse with him.

Procurator fiscal depute Lyndsay Hunter said that Dawson had met the youth in Dumfries and then drove him to a lay-by on the Cummertrees to Hoddam Road.

She said that at around 5.20pm, police noticed the car, which had condensation on its windows.

(GIST): Lion Kills Woman While Having Sex

A woman has been killed by a lion while having sex in the bush with her boyfriend.

Sharai Mawera, reports The Sun of London, was having sex with her boyfriend, who has not been named, when the big cat pounced on the woman in Kariba, near the Zambezi river in northern Zimbabwe.

Her fisherman boyfriend ran off naked while the lion mauled Sharai, a market worker. A friend told My Zimbabwe, a news website: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked.”

The pal said Sharai and her fisherman boyfriend would meet at their favourite beauty spot in the wild.

He said: “The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared.

“The guy managed to escape before stopping at a distance where he witnessed his companion being attacked.”

Police officers and armed rangers from the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority rushed to the scene where they discovered Sharai’s mauled remains.

The source said: “Cops and officers attended the scene and fired a single shot before getting to the spot.

“The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled.”

Reports say rangers launched a hunt for the lion following the tragedy, amid concern the same animal may have killed a local man who disappeared at the weekend. The remains of the man were found on the outskirts of the town, which lies near the Zambezi river, reports The Sun.

Police believe the man, who has not been named, was eaten by a lion as he walked home from a nightclub.

Experts believe the fact Sharai was mauled rather than eaten suggests the same beast was responsible for both attacks – but was not overly hungry.

(TRUTH):“Men are attracted to my breasts” – Nollywood actress, Adediwura Adesegha

In a recent interview, Adediwura Adesegha, one of the fastest rising actresses in Nollywood, spoke candidly about herself – her physical attributes and how she has been able to cope with male attention.

Excerpts:

Is there any part of your body you that men can’t resist?

We have the physical aspect and the spiritual and other aspects that surround that question. When we talk about physical attributes, it has to do with my shape, it has to do with whatever you think you can flaunt. For example, at a nightclub where you are expected to dress in a manner that portrays a club girl, in that case, I think I have something I should be able to flaunt. I have got nice breasts (laughs). On a serious note, it also has to do with your educational background. You have to be educated. The way the world is going now, you must be talented and outspoken. You must be an extrovert and must be able to face challenges. I think I have a sound educational background and so too are my physical attributes. So, I am well packaged.

You must be having it tough with men because of your shape and breasts. How do you handle that? 

My breasts and shape do get men attracted to me just like it happens to every other lady that ha it but I think I have been able to handle it well. Besides, it is really no big deal to get advances from men because it’s like a daily routine, but its left to you as a lady to be responsible and respect yourself.

When would you get married? 
Having a man to oneself is another job entirely. You have to search, open your eyes and pray. Its not something you just say ‘okay, I love him’, while what you have for him is not real. Some will be in love at the beginning but later, as the year rolls by, the love goes off. As regards when I will marry, I will keep you posted.

How often do you have sex? 

I read in a magazine that if you can have sex like three times in a week or more, it’s really another form of exercise. So, sex is good. But how often I have it is personal and not for the public to know (laughs).

Interview From: Daily Post.com

Opsss!!! Pastor Okotie is Sleeping With My Woman – Security Guard

An interview with a security guard who worked for Chris Okotie and also accused him of stealing his woman. Read Interview below.

When did you join Rev. Chris Okotie’s Household as a member? When didyou work there and for how long? How were you sacked?
I joined Household in 2006. I was interviewed by pastor, got the job in 2009 and was sacked in 2010.

What were you employed as?
Security Guard

We learnt you were in a relationship with a lady, stephnora Nwamaka Boniface, also a former staff of Okotie
That’s true. She remains the mother of my only child.

What was Nora (Amaka) employed as before she left the job
She was working at the campaign house with other ladies there reporting to him directly.

What does she do now?
She is a modeling agent, they say.

What’s your baby’s name, sex and age?
Isabella Adejo

How old?
My beloved daughter is two years and six months. She was born in Dafe Hospital in Ketu September 2010. I had to delete everything about Nora from my life. She almost ruined my life. I’m just trying to start again. I want to be seeing my child. That’s all I want no.

How did you meet Nora?
I met her in a café where she was working as a café attendant

Where and when?
That was in Ketu, in 2006. WE went our ways in 2010 after she met “Baba Olowo”

Who is that, please?
Rev. Chris Okotie

How old is your woman?
She is 27, by July 9 she will be 28

What made you suspect she was dating Rev. Okotie?
We fight and quarrel often. She is pretty and wants to keep appointment with too many men against my wish. She goes to him (OKotie) every now and then, frequent calls from him. He usually asks her to buy clothes, meet him in his church office to test and see how the clothes fits her.

She will come and be discussing how Okotie has bed in his Church Office and a whole lot of things, bros e too much. My eyes opened when he instructed that I shouldn’t live with the mother of my child, a lady I have spent almost all my life with because he rented a two-bedroom apartment for her and my child.

If I had not taken her to Household of God, would Okotie have come to collect her from my one room that we were living before?

source – National Encomium